It's nice to see that our boss, "Java Jack" Tunnicliffe, is maintaining a healthy lifestyle while he's on vacation.

That tall, cool, refreshing umbrella drink must contain lots of good, wholesome things. Why, there's a slice of fresh pineapple right there on the rim of the glass. That drink is practically a salad already!

And we're sure there are healthy juices in there, too. Orange juice, maybe pineapple juice, and perhaps some fresh coconut milk. What could be healthier than milk? Plus, coconut milk doesn't pass through the inside of a cow, so it must be even healthier than regular milk.

Mmm, and is that rum we smell? Perhaps several different kinds of rum? In large, potentially staggering quantities? Well, everyone knows that rum is made from sugar cane. And sugar cane is just a really, really big type of grass, right? Basically, Jack's enjoying a vegan beverage, chock full of delicious goodness from Mother Nature's bounty.

As for the tiny umbrella in the drink, well that will protect Jack's porcelain skin from the harsh rays of the tropical sun, preventing melanoma. This drink is saving Jack's life!

So, you stick with that healthy vacation lifestyle, Jack, no matter how hard it is to maintain. We know you can do it!