High def? It's been done. UAV aerial photography? Yawn. Ultra HD 4K? It's old news. As Java Post Production staffers Jack Tunnicliffe and Trevor Bennett will tell you, anyone who is anyone in the video world knows that the REAL technological breakthrough is the STEADY-CAMERAMAN-CAM.

Using space-age polymers, carbon-fiber, Kevlar and a lot of luck, the state-of-the-art STEADY-CAMERAMAN-CAM keeps your shooter relaxed and vibration-free as they try to capture the best, most stable images that this incredible waste of money can provide. It's the camera stabilization platform of the future! It's an excellent upper-body workout! It makes no sense, but clients think it's cool! It's the STEADY-CAMERAMAN-CAM!