A couple of our Java Post Production staff were out checking a telephoto lens and came back to the office with some slo-motion footage of our colleague, Randy Shumay, walking down the street.

Well, you just know we couldn't possibly let that footage lay around without doing something silly with it, right? Right!

So, with tongues firmly placed in cheeks, we present a brief, silly, completely-made-up profile of...Randy Shumay: Camera Test Model.